ABOUT THE SHOW
Soooo… what the hell is this anyway?
One elf. One show.
This is your chance to meet a real life, 100% legitimate Elf from Santa’s workshop* He isn’t a particularly “good” elf. In fact, you might call him downright shitty. But alas, he speaks his mind. Honest. Vulgar. Shitty.
- If you can’t handle hot topics or hot takes… this show isn’t for you.
- If you easily offended… this is not the show for you..
- If you like to laugh and don’t cry when your fragile existence is poked fun of… THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU.
If you don’t know if it’s for you, pay the entry fee anyway and leave whenever you want. NO REFUNDS!
“The Shittiest Elf” – A Hilariously Satirical Comedy Show Redefining Holiday Cheer In “The Shittiest Elf,” Josh Nichols takes audiences on a sidesplitting journey through the misadventures of Jeffy, an unconventional elf with a knack for finding himself in comically disastrous situations. This one-man comedy show fearlessly pushes boundaries and stands out as a comedy show that transcends traditional holiday themes. It boldly departs from the norm, offering a refreshing twist on the festive season.
This uproarious production offers an exclusive backstage pass to witness the untold secrets and juicy gossip swirling from the North Pole. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughter and merriment as Jeffy shares hilarious tales of his misadventures, punctuating his accounts with vulgar and profane commentary on contemporary and controversial issues. Nichols fearlessly tackles these topics with biting satire, provoking audiences to question the status quo while reveling in the sheer hilarity of it all.
Don’t miss your chance to experience this uproarious comedy show that will leave you in stitches. “The Shittiest Elf” is a fearless, witty, and topical comedy that will make you reconsider the true meaning of embracing the holiday spirit. Brace yourself for an unforgettable evening of laughter, satire, and pure comedic genius.
Note: “The Shittiest Elf” contains mature content and is recommended for audiences aged 18 years and older.
*The owner’s and operators of this website don’t make any legal claims to the validity of any statement made on this website. I mean the URL is “shitelf.com.” If you didn’t know what you were getting into that says more about you than it does anyone else on the planet. Not sayin… just sayin…
BOOK NOW
You want to book the elf huh? Well… that’s on you…
FLEXIBLE OPTIONS
- This show works for almost any venue and for a variety of budgets. Let the elf know your situation, the worst he can say is… well… we shouldn’t really type that vulgarity here… If you don’t like humor or you can’t handle some vulgarity then move the f@#$ on… please…
BASED IN NORTH DAKOTA
- Yea… North Dakota Exists… Just like the North Pole and Santa’s Workshop.
- He’ll travel anywhere but it’ll cost ya. Elves are whimsical and will fit in most trunks or overhead bins.
Got other questions? You can email… I guess. contact@shitelf.com
ACQUIRE LICENSING
Build the shitty elf army! Perform my words yourself… for a fee.
Licensing will be available starting in 2025 but you are welcome to inquire NOW!
DADDY GETS HIS CUT…
Sure I like money but rights are kept affordable and can be customized to your needs. If you’re doing more engagements or are a non-profit you can get discounts. Tell me when and where you want to perform, how many nights, etc. I’ll give you additional details and a free quote… that’s the last free thing you’ll get out of me…
Got other questions? You can email… I guess. contact@shitelf.com
PRESS KIT
Once you book the Elf, you will be provided a full kit including press releases, graphics, posters, and more.